Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one. "