Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one