What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

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What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

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What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

What is Apple's favorite song?

Hit the Road Jack"

Whitney Houston Jokes More Whitney Houston Jokes

What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAND EEEEEEEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!