What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

What did fettuccine say to rigatoni?

Que pasta

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why does it always seem like models' hair is blowing in the wind?

They have big fans.

What color is the wind?

Son: "What color is the wind " Mom: "The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent" Dad: "The wind is blue" Mom: "Blue How so " Dad: "Because the wind blew"

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.