Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.

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What's the different between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

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Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

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What is DJ Khaled's favorite fraction?

1/9. Because, after the decimal, it's always another one.

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'