Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

Decimal Jokes More Decimal Jokes

Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.

What is DJ Khaled's favorite fraction?

1/9. Because, after the decimal, it's always another one.