Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."
Egg zactly!
A triangle has three points
Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.
OC I think I'll go on a diet!
A waist of time.
The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .
They put him under joint custody.
The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.
He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.
Ring Around the Rooooozaaay.
Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.
Urine trouble!
It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim
He was trapped under da-Brie!
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.
