Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

What is the best time to watch Predator?

Anytiiiiiiiiiime

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!"

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

Flashback Jokes More Flashback Jokes

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal