What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

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What does a Browns fan say to a robber?

I hate the steelers.

How does one robber ask another how they're doing?

How are you holding up?"

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Why Newton laws were not from Asian countries?

Because they have durian...

What do you call an Asian Terrorist group?

Rice-is

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What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !