What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

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What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!"

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

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What do you call an Asian getting mugged?

Black and Yellow

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

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What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.