Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

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Cuatro Cinco.

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Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.

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Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.

Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.