Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

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Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

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Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.

Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.