What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

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What is the difference between a cult and a religion?

Popularity.

What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

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Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

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What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.