What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?

About 204 days.

What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

What do you call a Mexican burglar?

Juanted

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out...

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.