How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

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What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

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What does Wolverine and Caitlin Jenner have in common?

They're both X-Men.

What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common?

They are both X-Men

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How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

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How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"