Sir" from a distance.
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They're both X-Men.
Because of his retractable clause.
That's a huge axe man!
They are both X-Men
Someone else goes home with their Jeans.
SNIKTERS
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
The MaxiPad
Very big worm holes in your garden !
Because thyme heals all wounds. :D
The doctor had to heal-ium.
Chopped dates.
You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.
At some point they turned into Mummys
Bruce Jenner
A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.
A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.
Customization. GET IT CUSTOM EYES ASIAN!!!
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
Colonel, sir.
Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)
A Fixie.
Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."
