What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

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What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

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Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

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What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me"

What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

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A one-hour facial.

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Skelly-vision!