Why the word redundancy when lawyers say cease and desist?

Billable vowels.

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Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

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Why the word redundancy when lawyers say cease and desist?

Billable vowels.

What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist