Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

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What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive! I'll see myself out now.

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

What do you call a masterbating cow?

Beef stroganoff

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Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

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What Do You Call A 7 Second Minecraft Video?

VINECRAFT DO IT FOR THE MINE XD

What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD