Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

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Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

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Why would Helen Keller be a horrible driver?

Because she's dead.

What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

offensive) You should try blind dating.

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What do you call a rapper who masterbates a lot?

Lil Wayne-ker

What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

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What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.

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Why are 490 Romans funny?

Because XD

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD