Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

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What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

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Why is Helen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog is also blind

How do you confuse Helen Keller?

You tell her to read a basketball.

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What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

What do you call a masterbating cow?

Beef stroganoff

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Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

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Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because XD

Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates XD