Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

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Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

Why would 12:00 make the best cop?

Hands up"

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What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

How do you confuse Helen Keller?

You tell her to read a basketball.

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What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

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Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

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Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD