He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.
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Coffee Mug
Camembert
The tale of a rat.
Cheap cheap!
A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.
Zoocchini
A: For spare parts.
The bird doesn't feel he's home.
When he turns into his cage !
Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"
Johnny Cage
A pick-axe
A Knife
Because he thought people were taking him for granite.
Indifferential.
A wordy birdy!
A Carrot.
A Perch!
Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.
Pounds
About fifty pounds
Cause she was a woman
Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!
winnie the Philosopooh
8: It just says "Hashtag 301." Me: Before hashtags were born, those were called number signs.