What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"

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Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

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What do guns and feminists have in common?

They are very loud when triggered.

What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

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What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?