Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

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What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

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Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.