Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

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What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

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What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.

What is hail ?

Hard boiled rain !

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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.