What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

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Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

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What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

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How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

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What's Richard Nixon's favorite game?

I spy.

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

A: By moss code.