Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

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What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall?

Art.

What's cheaper than a wall?

Landmines.

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Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

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What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

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How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)