Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

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Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

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What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

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Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

Whats the difference between Jesus and his photo?

It takes only one nail to hang the photo

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What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

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How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.