Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

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My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

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Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

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Having crabs on yer organ!

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Okay men, get on the ship."

Where did you get that thing?

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Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.