What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.

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How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

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Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"

How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

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What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!"

What do black people and Apple Inc. have in common?

They have no jobs

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What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.

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What do you call a group of squids?

a *squad*

What do you call a group of squid?

A squad