What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.

Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

Bad Way Jokes More Bad Way Jokes

What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

Squad Jokes More Squad Jokes

What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.

What do you call a group of squids?

a *squad*