Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

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Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car?

Pork and beans

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.