Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

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What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

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Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

What is a goal keepers favourite snack ?

Beans on post !

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Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!