Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

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Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

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What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

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How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.