Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

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What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

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What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

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What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?

The punchline.

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

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Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

because he chose from the kids menu