15 Year Jokes

What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

Where will you see yourself in 15 years?

A Mirror

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

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Why doesn't anyone watch women's hockey?

The games take 3 months to play!

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

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What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

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What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )

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What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

Why is studying statistics hard to do in Afghanistan?

because of the tally-ban

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

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How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?