Jared Fogle Jokes

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

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What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"

Who loves fast food?

Jared fogle

How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

because he chose from the kids menu

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.