Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

What do you call an snobbish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

What did the school in Egypt finally get?

A new bus.

Jon Jokes More Jon Jokes

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch