Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

A: Half a centipede.

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

School Jokes More School Jokes

How far do burgers go in school?

Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

How did the snow man get to school?

He took his icicle

Jon Jokes More Jon Jokes

Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!