x always equals 10
she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
Because seven "ate" nine.
Oh, Plebes.
Irritable Brawls in Rome
Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.
A large pizza can feed a family of four
Start shouting Jehovah.
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25