What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a pygmy tribe?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

E Jokes More E Jokes

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What did the square say to the root?

Radical"

How do you deal with radical Islamists?

You square them.

Equal Jokes More Equal Jokes

Why do computer programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25

Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

x always equals 10