What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

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What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

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Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

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Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

A: Heck

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

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What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

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What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

Why do computer programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25