Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.
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With a pair of Caesars...
Because it reminds them of home.
Atilla the Hungry.
Oh, Plebes.
Rome.
Pope.
Because all the roads lead to Rome.
OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.
Irritable Brawls in Rome
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Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry
Because it was a government job.
x always equals 10
Using a pair of Caesars.
Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.
Because it was soda pressing.
The knife just wasn't cutting it.
He found his pair a' dice!
Because then they'd be bagels.
A bagel
Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.
In the non-friction section.
Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese
Me. Ow.
Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.
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It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.
Cos they'll always hook a brutha up
Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.