Rome Jokes

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

Where's the best place to explore?

Rome.

What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in?

Rome.

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

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When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

x always equals 10

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

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How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?

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What do you call a pair of stubborn testicles?

A refuse sack.

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They both have flies on them.

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Gps Jokes More Gps Jokes

What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews?

Crews Control.

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

World Wide Web Jokes More World Wide Web Jokes

What grows on the World Wide Web and stings?

Internettles.

What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in?

Rome.

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Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.