Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

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Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

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Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

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Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.