Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

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How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

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Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

Which was?

We ate Bill" OMG. How long were you in there "4 minutes"

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Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

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Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

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What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!"

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."