What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

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Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao

What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

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Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

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What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

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Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.