Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

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Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

What do you call an animal that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant.

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm