Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

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Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

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Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

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Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

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What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit