Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

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Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

Legless Man Jokes More Legless Man Jokes

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.