What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

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What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?

The Site-anic.

Why did the depressed chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side :(

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B