Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

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What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

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Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

What do you call an eskimo with no friends?

An iglooser

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

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Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p