What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

then just sit there for 5 years.

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!