What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity