What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

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What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

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How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

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What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What did one candle say to the other candle?

A: Are you going out tonight