Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

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Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

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What did the tree say while it was being transplanted?

Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ?

Bark you car on the drive !