Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

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What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?

A: A new age song.

What is Siri really good at?

Playing pocket pool.

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What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

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Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!