What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

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How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

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What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

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What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.