What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

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How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

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What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!