What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

Previous Random Joke Next

99 Jokes More 99 Jokes

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

Wooden Leg Jokes More Wooden Leg Jokes

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !