Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

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Why are Russians such bad pilots?

Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night.

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

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What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

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What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

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What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

What did the black student get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce