Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

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What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

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What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

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What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

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Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry