How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

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I'll tell you guys tomorrow

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When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

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He was just stalin for time

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Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

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What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?

It became a daddy short legs !

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

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Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"