How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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How do you make an ugly baby?

Ask your parents.

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

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Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally?

Her operations were not unprecedented.

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

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What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs?

PARSLEYMONIOUS

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

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How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

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Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"