Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

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What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

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What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

Why don't Black people hijack airplanes?

They'll have no one to sell it to.

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Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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What do you call a well read/researched Bernie Sanders supporter?

Not a Bernie Sanders supporter.

Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.