Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

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What do you get when you throw a dead baby off a cliff?

A pleasant erection

What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.

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Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

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What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!