What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

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Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

Why does a dog lick it's balls?

Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

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What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

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Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC?

All the homes there are underwater

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What does a chicken call its backpack?

A BokBok...

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.