What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?

A: She went looking for the three guys.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

Backpack Jokes More Backpack Jokes

What does a chicken call its backpack?

A BokBok...

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.