What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project?

Krautsourcing

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Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

Who picks up the tab?

The German.

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Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.