How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

How did the bucket's mom know he was sick?

He was a little pail.

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What's up ?

Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it

What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

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How do you tell when somebodies a vegan?

You don't, they will tell you.

What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

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How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.