How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

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What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."

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Are ya?

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How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Don't worry about it u prune gash

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Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

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Somebody took a corner!