Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

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What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

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What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

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What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...