Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

What is the most common phrase used in school ?

Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

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Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!