Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

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Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !