Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

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Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

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What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

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What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

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How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi?

Sue she

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Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!