Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

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Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

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What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.