Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

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Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

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Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

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How can that help in this job?

You do the math"

What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.

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Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!