Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

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What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

best before...

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What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

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What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells?

Cancer cells can get Jobs.

Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

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Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!