What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

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Why are gold fish orange ?

The water makes them rusty !

What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

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What does BoB have Now?

He have diabetes

How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

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What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

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What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.