What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

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Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic?

H2 Oh!

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What Do You Call Bob The Builder When He Retires?

Bob.

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

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What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

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Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.