What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

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What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

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What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

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Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.